It's Only Water.... or is it???
- FUN GIFT FOR A LAUGH: This comical water bottle is great for a laugh! With it’s secretive design, you can have all of your friends guessing what cold beverage you are drinking. This is a water bottle to be suspicious about in a fun way! Sure to get laughs from your friends.
- TRAVEL SIZED: Tired of boring water bottles and need something for casual walks outside? This 34 oz water bottle is great for days at the park, in the gym, or wherever you want to make people wonder what you're up to!
- TAKE IT TO WORK: Just as the bottle says, inside this opaque bottle could be anything... but it’s definitely just water!! But you can fill this bottle up with any fluid! You'll have 34 ounces to drink from, that you can use and refill over and over on the go.
- HANDLE WITH CARE: Whether you’re using it for water, juice, energy drinks or something else, this is one product that has your back! This bottle is 100% safe BPA free that should be gently hand washed only. Do not microwave this product and use cold liquids only!
- A UNIQUE DESIGN: Original merchandise, perfect for gift giving. One, 34 oz water bottle, imported. Ages 14+
This bottle is great for group activities where you want to go outside and enjoy yourself! Don't take life too seriously, no one needs to know what's in your bottle! You and your friends will be able to appreciate this entertaining design. Grab one for you, and even for your whole squad! You'll have 34 oz to fill with whatever adult beverages you may desire and your friends will be none the wiser!
Travel in style with this hilarious novelty item that you can enjoy anywhere.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
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